Muslim “Science” Explains How Homosexuals Catch Their “Disease”…

Finally!

After all this time, Islamic thinkers are coming forward to educate the world on what makes people gay. When they’re not throwing gays off of roofs, they’re apparently studying them in their secret science laboratories…

Apparently, there are two ways humans catch the “disease” of queerness.

First up…newborn anal rape by the devil’s index finger. (Has to be the INDEX finger, the middle finger makes people liberal)

No kidding, WATCH! The learning really kicks in @ the 3:10 mark. (Don’t worry if you’re a Shiite, for your brand of Islam the devil you call a god runs interference in the delivery room.)

Next…Role playing and fantasies:

A controversial Uzbek imam has suggested that homosexuality is a “disease that worries the world community” and offered advice on how couples can prevent having gay babies.

Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent’s Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.

Speaking during a sermon after Friday Prayers on March 2, Saifutdinov suggested that some Uzbek women think about “handsome” strangers while making love to their husbands:

“For example, women are fantasizing about handsome Turkish soap opera actors. There are many such posts on social media by some married women,” Saifutdinov said. “It’s like having three people taking part in the [sexual] intercourse.”

Such a sexual act, according to the prominent imam, could lead to a woman potentially becoming pregnant with a homosexual baby boy.

Via: RFERL

Most readers are by now concerned about “anal Jihad,” whatever that is…Some flavors of Islam says it’s OK, some are not so enthusiastic…

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I don’t like me no “anal Jihad”…We should only rape women!!!

In televised remarks on Egypt’s Al-Tahrir TV on June 26 and translated into English by the Middle East Media Research Institute, cleric Mazhar Shahin told his viewers that members of the Muslim Brotherhood were engaging in homosexual anal sex acts as a way to “wage jihad in the name of Allah.”

It was a “new kind of jihad,” he explained, where “they practice homosexuality with one another, thinking, wrongly, that this constitutes jihad for the sake of Allah.” The acts are sanctioned if the jihadists are far from their wives. He does not explain how engaging in homosexual sex in private furthers the cause of establishing an Islamic caliphate – the goal of most mujahidin – but compares it with “sexual jihad,” an act he describes as when “somebody takes a woman and has sex with her because he is waging jihad.”

The anal jihad “catastrophe,” he continued, was proof that “the (Muslim Brotherhood) is a bunch of hopeless and desperate peddlers who have reached a state of foolishness, stupidity, filth, and so on, to the highest imaginable degree.” He emphasizes multiple times that this is not just deviant behavior performed by individuals straying from jihadist ideals, but rather, behavior sanctioned by Muslim Brotherhood sheiks. “Their sheiks permit them to do these things. This is despicable, foolish, and asinine,” he concludes.

Via: FOTM

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