After all this time, Islamic thinkers are coming forward to educate the world on what makes people gay. When they’re not throwing gays off of roofs, they’re apparently studying them in their secret science laboratories…
Apparently, there are two ways humans catch the “disease” of queerness.
First up…newborn anal rape by the devil’s index finger. (Has to be the INDEX finger, the middle finger makes people liberal)
No kidding, WATCH! The learning really kicks in @ the 3:10 mark. (Don’t worry if you’re a Shiite, for your brand of Islam the devil you call a god runs interference in the delivery room.)
Next…Role playing and fantasies:
A controversial Uzbek imam has suggested that homosexuality is a “disease that worries the world community” and offered advice on how couples can prevent having gay babies.
Rahmatulloh Saifutdinov, the chief imam of Tashkent’s Mirzo Yusuf Mosque, told worshippers that fantasizing about someone other than your spouse during sex can lead to a woman giving birth to a homosexual child.
Speaking during a sermon after Friday Prayers on March 2, Saifutdinov suggested that some Uzbek women think about “handsome” strangers while making love to their husbands:
“For example, women are fantasizing about handsome Turkish soap opera actors. There are many such posts on social media by some married women,” Saifutdinov said. “It’s like having three people taking part in the [sexual] intercourse.”
Such a sexual act, according to the prominent imam, could lead to a woman potentially becoming pregnant with a homosexual baby boy.