First, let’s clear something up: “Beto” is NOT Beto! His real name is Robert Francis O’Rourke, but he has chosen to use the name “Beto” to disguise himself as Hispanic.

It seems Democrats think minorities are really dumb, and by tagging this dork of Irish extraction with a Latino sounding name, the silly Latinos will be easily fooled into wasting their votes on a Democrat.

Before “Beto” began prancing about effeminately calling for the U.S. border wall to be torn down, gun bans, and baby slaughter, he sometimes fantasized about personally murdering other people’s children… by running them over in his car.

“One day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles…. This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams. As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head.”

Via: Reuters

What is it with Democrats and children?

If they’re not murdering them, or forcing “tranny story hour” on them, or if Joe Biden’s not touching them… they’re fantasizing about murdering them.

Young “Beto” also played in a super cool band, occasionally while wearing a sheep’s head and a onesie, as seen in our feature photo. Oh please, follow the link and watch “Beto” rock out!

But there’s more to Mr. O’Rourke than just music, murder fantasies, and diligently working to undermine our republic… he’s a poet! Enjoy a deep look into the soul of a Democrat, and bear in mind that this is REAL! This is actually from the mind and pen of the left’s latest “rising stench star.”

Now, I’m aware that most who are brain-dead enough to vote for a Democrat will actually think this was an awesome display of talent, but for those lefties that realize “Beto” is just another failure and idiot among their wide field of failures and idiots…

Take heart!

After “Beto the Beta” got his clock cleaned by Ted Cruz, he renewed his charisma… by eating magic dirt!

Don’t despair, liberals!

“Beto” is back, and a stronger candidate than ever…