PETA Wants a Lobster Memorial at Crash Site…

“Countless sensitive crustaceans experienced an agonizing death when this truck rolled over and their bodies came crashing down onto the highway,” PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman said.
“Countless?”
I’m pretty sure the seafood company had an inventory of what was on the truck.
“Sensitive crustaceans?”
Yes, lobsters are very caring, sensitive, creatures known to shed a tear or two on sad occasions.
Perhaps PETA would like to build a monument near our home for all the pigs, cows, chickens, etc. we have devoured through the years… Read More PETA Wants a Lobster Memorial at Crash Site…

Squirrel Revenge Attack on Chicago Politician Who Spoke Out Against Squirrels Being “Too Aggressive”…

The politician was riding his bicycle along Cal-Sag Trail when the squirrel ran in front of his bike. The rodent became wrapped in Brookin’s bicycle spokes, causing the councilman to flip over his handlebars, the Washington Post reported Tuesday. Brookins landed roughly and broke his nose, knocked out several teeth, and fractured his skull. “I can think of no other reason for this squirrel’s actions than that it was like a suicide bomber, getting revenge,” Brookins quipped to the Chicago Tribune… Read More Squirrel Revenge Attack on Chicago Politician Who Spoke Out Against Squirrels Being “Too Aggressive”…